So recently I’ve been looking into getting a dog, and put in an application to meet a few. Got a call back from a woman from a shelter who, without even letting me say more than oh hello, launched into a personal attack on my character because of how unprofessional and disrespectful my voicemail message was.
I explained to her that she was maybe thinking she was in a dimension where a dog who needs a home gives a shit about answering machines, but to no avail. Immediately received a call back from the shelter apologizing for the insane monster woman they were apparently fostering.
Here’s the voice message that drove her to madness.
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.
THIS CAT FIGURED OUT HOW TO KNOCK SO HE CAN COME IN OMG
I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO THROW UP FROM LAUGHING
My cats need to learn how to do this so they stop SCRATCHING THE BATHROOM DOOR TO PIECES.
THIS CAT IS THE FUCKING BEST OMG
I thought that the entirety of the Texas population was “steers and queers” so I’m not quite sure what your issue ish8seed
steer me to the queers
w o w
i ’ m r i g h t h e r e a l l y o u h a d t o d o w a s a s k
bby don’t tempt me
Take the wheel and drive me.
Drive me hard and fast.BUT IS THAT THE REAL MICTHEMICROPHONE
mic I have reason to believe you’re actually 23 and live in california so I’m STILL not sure what your issue is
Im desperate to find someone without murdering people for being made fun of
1. I don’t know why you’re so desperate, relationships suck
2. I’m sorry for making fun of you dude but I’m drunk as fuck
3. you’ll find it’s really all a matter of luck
4. h8’s droppin’ some sick rhymes…