A mother was using her daughter’s computer when she noticed
a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”
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I’m doing a poll, Reblog if you choose the Fire starter
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Hey everyone else is doing it
Dont judge me
Fuckin Meowlithe guysThey’re suuuuu cute :3
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account
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Its time for the Blackjack and Abbeyy double milestone contest!
Since this is a double milestone I’ll be picking 6, yes 6 winners!
- First 2 winners will receive a full color pic of their Oc.
- Second 2 will get an uncolored lineart of their Oc.
- Final 2 will get a sketch of their Oc.
Rules
- Likes will count as one entry.
- reblogs will count as one.
- Multiple reblogs will count.
Winners will be picked via a random list generator on the 24th of May.
Good luck!
Denmark
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
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